Sunderland Put 3 Midfielders Up For Sale

[Roy Keane]

Sunderland manager Roy Keane has placed his following three midfielders up for sale on the transfer market:

Douglas Maines - £200k

Nathan Griffith - £380k

Yoshi Yamagoto - £420k

With the total combined price of £1m, Keane has admitted he will accept £800k if one manager is willing to buy all 3 together.

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

£500 K for the lot.

[Roy Keane]

£700k?

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

£550,000?

[Roy Keane]

£650k?

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

Oooh, hardball, eh

600K to end this whole thing.

[Roy Keane]

Hmmm.....

Having just looked over my first team, I'd like to keep a hold of Yamagoto - so how does £400k for the other two sound?

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

Oooh, he was the main part of the deal.

Two without Yamamoto - £200-300K

With Yama - £600K

[Roy Keane]

£300k!!!!

Meet you in the middle at £350k - that's a bargain and you know it

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

Fine, I won't be a complete jerk.

350K it is

[Roy Keane]

Accepted - you may now discuss terms with my players.

(jerk)

[[Man]Lewis Saffin[United]]

Maines can have £5K a week for 1 year.

Griffith can have £15K a week for 3 years.

[Admin]

Both players: We'd be happy to join Manchester United, but due to not having improved wages we'd also be happy to stay put at Sunderland. Here's what we want to do.

Maines:

I want to stay at Sunderland.[dice=10](6)

I want to move to Manchester United.[dice=10](9)

Griffith:

I want to stay at Sunderland.[dice=10](3)

I want to move to Manchester United.[dice=10](9)

Both players: We've made up our minds, we both want to join Manchester United.

Both players have joined Manchester United for £350,000, on the same deals they were on at Sunderland.[rand=5918940672709563651663494278761582785255600791744919761182013496]